SARAH PALIN ( GOP SALE) Slightly soiled thong--will make comfy earmuffs on blustery days. (TOWEL) It was her chance to say, "Vet this !" (GOP LEADERSHIP) The only place you will see Sarah Palin is in a computer-aged picture on the side of a milk carton. (DEPRESSING NEWS) Hope she does not see the new label --Plumber and Dumber. (VP DEBATE) Reading her answers from cue cards made her look like someone fishing without a hook.

ENOUGH, I SAY !! REST IN PEACE, SARAH.